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The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
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Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
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Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
At the public pool
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Olympic condoms
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The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...