What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
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Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...