Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
If Dell ran Christmas…
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A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
I would like to havea second opinion
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LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...