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The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...