This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...