Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...