New Year Nerd Resolutions
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The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
Oh the Internet is slow
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Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...