how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
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How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
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Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Great Pick Up Lines!
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Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
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A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
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A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
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A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...