I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
Household physics
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Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part III
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck! ——————— Q: How many Newfies does...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
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How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.