Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...