Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...