A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
The world’s smartest man?
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yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...