A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Christmas downsizing
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A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...