The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...