Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...