Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...