How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...