Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
Millennia Year Application Software System
Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...