SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...