The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...