The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!