‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...