Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...