The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex!
TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX….10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK9. YOU...
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...