Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Pope
There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...