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Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
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Parachute
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I want to take money with me
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Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...