Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle East
Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle EastAKBAR KHALI_KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN Thank...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...