Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....