Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
Do you have a bias?
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...