Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...