Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Growing Wild
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body he lifts weights...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....