Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...