Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...