Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...