Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Ole/Lena Reveal Unfaithful Moments
After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena...