Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.