Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...