Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part III
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck! ——————— Q: How many Newfies does...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Definition of politics
Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many…. Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...