Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...