Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...