When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...