OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...