Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...