Footless Parrot
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An ode to old age
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Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
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Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
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Write for mail order
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Absentminded Doc!
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Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.