Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...