How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!