Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...