Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!