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A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
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A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
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A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...