The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...