Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...