Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
OLD NEVER DIES 10
|OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they...
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...