sperm
Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won’t stop for...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...