The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman