Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.